This summer was really fun for me. We had some great times together. Absolutely destroying everyone we played in Madden was awesome. As was shooting down all the enemy fighter jets we encountered. But I miss you.
I am writing this to remind you that I'm still around. You haven't even pressed one button on me in over a month! I know school has started, and soccer makes you really tired, but this isn't like you. When you aren't busy with tons of homework we should remind everyone who's the best. Aren't you sick of your friends and rivals bragging yet?
I also wanted to talk about how you treat me. Look, when PS2 freezes on the last level of a game it does not give you the right to throw me against a wall! I have never seen you do that with a Wii controller. Are they any better then me? Also, DS told me that he cannot stand to be dropped off your bed one more time.
Look, I know that I'm not shaped like a guitar, I can't be used to accesses the internet, and I'm not motion sensitive, but I still have known you longer than any of those other controllers. I'm still fun and you know it. It's only a matter of time until you pick me up again.
Missing you,
Your PS2 Controller
1 comment:
GET SOME BATTERIES!!!!!!
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